1. Your name:
Zack
2. Do you feel like your name fits you?
It does now.
4. Where were you born?
Dallas, Tx
5. Where do you live?
Lexington, KY
6. Do you like to travel?
Love to travel, but sadly never get to due to my wallet being empty.
7. What is your birthday?
November 5th.
8. Do you have siblings?
One little brother.
9. Do you have pets?
One puppy, Katy
10. Which was the happiest year of your life?
Always getting better.
11. How old do you wish you were?
Now.
12. A movie is being made about your life. Who would you cast to play yourself?
Owen Wilson
13. Who would you cast to play your significant other? (if you have no significant other, cast someone anyway)
Kristen Bell
14. How would this movie end?
I save the world from the machines and the rebellious, yet cunning, monkeys.
15. Is it better to be famous or infamous?
Famous
16. You’re going to die a natural death. What is the cause?
My heart stops.
17. Youre going to die a sudden, tragic death. What is the cause?
A mob hit, and my heart stops.
18. How long do you plan on living?
I have no idea, hopefully past 24.
19. What was the last song you got stuck in your head?
Back In The U.S.S.R.
20. Sing any commercial jingle?
Wanta Fanta…. Don’tcha wanta, wanta Fanta…
21. What is your favorite element on the periodic table?
Oxygen, I’m very fond of it.
22. Sunrise or sunset?
Sunset
23. Introvert or extrovert?
Extroverted.
24. Creation or evolution?
Evolution… Did you not read my answer about the end of my movie?
25.Action or reaction?
Reaction
26. Unity or individuality?
Unity
27. Hugs or drugs?
Why can’t they both just get along?
28. Animal, vegetable, or mineral?
I don’t understand this question, so animal.
29. Popsicle, creamsicle, or fudgesicle?
Creamsicle
30. Fight or flight?
Flight
31. Who is your favorite historical figure?
I’m not really sure.
32. Which historical figure could we have done without?
George W. Bush
33. What happened in the last dream you remember?
I fought a bear… and lost.
34. Do nice guys really finish last?
Yes
35. What are your favorite boy names?
Alexander
36. What are your favorite girl names?
Chloe, Sophie.
37. Open or closed?
Open
38. White bread or wheat bread?
White
39. Is it better to burn out than to fade away?
Burn Out
40. You put a quarter into a toy machine. What comes out?
A refund
41.What do you want to be when you grow up?
Successful
42. What were your favorite childhood toys?
Toy guns
43. What was your first pet?
A dalmatian named Perdy
44. What annoys you?
People who call themselves Hopeless Romantics. Just because the statement makes no sense. If you’re a hopeless romantic, you’re hoping everything will work out. So you have hope. You’re not hopeless. It’s a quagmire.
45. Who is your favorite super hero?
Jesus, how geeky is this that this question has actually stumped me.
46. How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie pop?
Three, you all saw the commercial.
47. The glass… half empty or half full?
Doesn’t matter, as long as you can drink it.
WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON
48. Tightie whities:
Laundry day has to happen.
49. Mc Donalds happy meals:
They were better growing up.
50. Reality shows:
Fuck reality shows… though, I can’t get enough of this shit.
51. Gummi bears or gummi worms?
Worms.
52.Would you rather sky dive or deep sea dive?
Sky dive, if I’m gonna die, I’d rather smash then drown.
53. Paper or plastic?
Paper, the tree’s dead already.
54. What position do you sleep in?
Stomach, back, on my side, I’m a democrat so it changes frequently.
55. Do you sleep on the left, right, or the middle of the bed?
I like to stretch out.
56. Sweet or sour?
Sweet
57. What was your favorite after school special?
Does Power Rangers count?
58.What is your favorite word?
I don’t care.
59. Beach or mountains?
Beach
60. Mounds or almond joy?
I’m a Reeses man.
61. Do YOU feel like a nut?
Yeah, but sometimes I don’t.
62. To give or to recieve?
I like to give and recieve.
63. Chocolate or caramel?
Chocolate
64. Do you have any nicknames?
Duece, or Mr. Awesome. Also, Zack.
65. What does your name mean?
It means I’m a friend that is also male.
66. Have you ever fainted?
Fainted or passed out?
67.Have you ever had a crush on a school teacher?
Yes.
68.What was the last thing you ate?
Bowl of cereal.
69.Do you have any bad habits?
Several.
WORD ASSOCIATION
what is the first thing that comes to mind when you hear…
70. Grey…
Meredith
71. Human…
Human
72. Fruit loop…
MMMM….
73. Glove…
The Ove-Glove
74. Plum…
I prefer peaches
75. Structure…
clothes
76. Race…
Rat
77. Heart…
Burn
78. Parasite…
Venom
79. What was your first happy memory:
Seeing ‘The Great Mouse Detective’ with my father.
80. What was your first unhappy memory:
I dunno.
81. If you could visit any time period, what would it be:
Old West
82.What would Jesus do:
If I knew, why would be have those annoying wrist bands.
83. Make up a word and define it:
Chillax: In the act of relaxing, but also chilling.
84.Favorite kool aid flavor:
Orange
85. Favorite pick up line:
86. Who was the third gunman on the grassy knoll:
*Runs away*
87. What did you like to make believe as a child:
I was Peter-Pan
88. Did you have an imaginary friend:
Did?
89. Would you like to live in a castle or a mansion:
Mansion, cheaper to heat.
90. Re-arrange some of the letters in your first, middle, and last name to form a description of yourself:
I don’t wanna do this.
91. Do it fast or do it right:
Right, whats the damn point of doing it quick if I have to redo it.
92.What was the last book you read:
Rita Hayworth and The Shawshank Redemption
93. Have you ever had surgery?
Yes, I think twice. I remember one, but know I’ve had two.
94. Random fact about you.
I am currently following 10 TV shows in which I’m addicted to. Thank God for TiVo.
95. What is the first thing you wash in the shower?
Hair, them work my way down. It’s just logical.
96. What is your favorite cereal?
Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
97. If you could learn any foreign language, what would it be?
Japanese
98. If you had the choice to live forever, would you?
I’m sure I’d view it as a curse after a while but why not?
99. If you had the choice to be the opposite sex for a day, would you?
Fuck it, why not? It wouldn’t bother me.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN
100. Fate?
Yes
101. Ghosts?
Yes
102. God?
I believe there’s something. Rather or not it’s THE God, I don’t know.
103. Big foot?
Did you not see the documentary where he lived with the Hendersons?
104. Soul mates?
Oddly enough, yes.
105. Aliens?
Yes… god yes.
106. Angels?
Why does it always go back to religion?
107. Loch ness monster?
Yes.
108. Heaven and hell?
Again with the religion.
109. The Zodiac?
Like… the killer, becuase he was real. Or like, horoscope thing, becuase that too is oddly accurate sometimes. Though, it’s because they are always extremely vague but hell, who’s keeping score?
110. Love at first sight?
Lust at first sight maybe.
111. Karma?
Yes.
112. Vampires?
No
113. If you had any super power, what would it be?
Invulnerability.
114. Would you use your power for good or evil?
Would it matter? Either way I wouldn’t die.
115. Name something nostalgic.
2007
116. What are your turn ons in the opposite sex?
SENSE OF HUMOR, cute glasses, good smile, and great legs.
117. What are your turn offs in the opposite sex?
Farting. Trust me, there was an incident and I’ll never forget that FIRST date.
118. What was the best compliment ever given to you?
“If I had to create the perfect man, he’d have your sense of humor.” Needless to say, she went back to her humorless ex-boyfriend.
119. Which character from Scooby Doo do you most relate to?
Sadly… Scrappy.
120. What is the worst trend of the present time?
Acid wash bell-bottoms. Don’t remember that? Ohh, you will… You will…
121. Beer or wine?
Beer.
123. You cant sleep. What do you do?
Watch TV until I do.
124. Do you wear jewelry?
No.
125. What is your favorite smell?
The couple that makes me remember those forgotten memories.
126. What was the best decade of the past century?
90’s. I don’t remember anything else.
127. Which is your favourite month of the year?
November. It’s when the Oscar movies begin pumping out full speed, my birthday, and Thanksgiving.
128. Do you smoke?
No
129. Do you drink?
Yes
130. What was your favourite subject in school?
English.
131. What was your worst subject in school?
Math
132. If you had to give up one of your senses, what would it be?
Smell, seriously, it would suck losing your sense of smell but much better than taste, hearing, sight or touch.
133. Do you follow your head, your heart, or your crotch?
My head or “logic” if you will.
134. Do you truly know who you are?
The fuck kinda’ question is that?
135. Are you superstitious?
Yes
136. Are you sentimental?
Can be.
137. How many times a day do you eat?
Two or Three. Sometimes One.
138. Are you more of a main idea or detail type of person?
Detail person.
139. What is your favourite pie?
Apple. I love me some apple pie.
140. Have you ever been close to death?
Not directly, no.
141. Do you like roller coasters?
Yeah, love those damn things.
142. Apples or oranges?
Oranges.
143. Are you hyperactive?
No
144. Do you talk in your sleep?
Now how the fuck would I know that?
145. What is your favourite holiday?
Thanksgiving.
146. Do you go to church?
Yes
147. At what age do you think you will be married?
The age of enlightenment, then maybe I’ll be mature enough.
148. If you could open up your own business, what would it be?
Zack Hightower, P.I.
149. What was the name of your first boyfriend/girlfriend?
Becca
150. What is your weakness?
A good movie.
151. What was the last movie you saw that made you cry?
Legends Of The Fall. That ending gets me everytime.
152. If love were a flavour, which flavour would it be?
Bitter… Some bitter fucking flavor, like Castor Oil, or urine.
153. If hate were a flavour, which flavour would it be?
Bitter… Some bitter fucking flavor, like Starbuck’s Coffee, or stamp adhesive.
154. Have you ever been prescribed any drugs?
Yes.
155. Is lying sometimes necessary?
Nah, only easier.
156. Bubbleyum or bubblicious?
Neither.
157. What is your favourite curse word?
God, how do I pick?
158. Do you have any birthmarks?
My face.
159. If you could visit anywhere in the US, where would it be?
New York
160. If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would it be?
Britain.
162. Do you feel like your physical self matches your personality?
Short and stubby? Sure, why not.
163. What was the name of your kindergarten teacher?
I dunno.
164. Do you wear glasses or contacts?
Both
165. How tall are you?
5/4
166. How tall would you like to be?
5/4
167. Your current mood:
Irritated
168. Do you dress up for halloween?
Yes
169. Have you ever been in a car accident?
Two
170. What is your favourite lucky charm?
That hot air balloon, you know, the red one.
171. What colour of underwear are you wearing?
Black Boxer briefs
172. Do you tend to date people younger or older than you?
Younger
173. Do your exes look alike?
Yeah actually… damn, that’s wierd.
174. Do your exes act alike?
No
175. Have you ever been in love?
I thought it was love, rather it was or not, we’ll never know.
176. What is your favourite kids movie?
Who Framed Roger Rabbit or Aladdin
177. Have you ever hallucinated?
Yes
178. What do you like most about the opposite sex?
How exactly do you answer this without being all sexual?
179. What do you hate most about the opposite sex?
Drama
180. Have you ever been on a blind date?
Yes.
181. Would you want to be cloned?
Wait, like, will it be my age or a baby, then I can raise myself… this is wierd.
182. Have you ever peed in public?
Yes
183. Are you an optimist or a pessimist?
I dunno.
184. How did you find out that there was no santa claus?
Never believed in him.
185. Pancakes or waffles?
Pancakes.
186. Are you on a diet?
No, that word has the word Die in it.
187. Why is the grass always greener on the other side?
Miracle grow.
188. Do you always want what you cant have?
No
189. Do you act stupid around someone you have a crush on?
Yes, very much so.
190. Have you ever been arrested?
No
191. Can you cook?
As Well as any 22 year old dude with no formal training… in retrospect… no, no I can’t cook.
192. Do you think its wrong/weird if a girl asks a guy out?
No, it’s cute and a turn-on when women take the initiative.
193. Do you have any allergies?
Besides pollen and cats? Yes, sulfa.
194. Ketchup or catsup?
Ketchup.
195. Do you believe there is a meaning to life?
I dunno, sometimes I look at the sky and wonder the same thing.
196. What do you think about before you fall asleep?
My day the next day.
197.What are your thoughts on the nature of good and evil?
It’s all really morally ambiguous when you think about it.
198. Step into your cave. There you will find your power animal. what is it?
A large Bigfoot type animal with a gun.
199.What does your power animal say to you?
RRRRRRRAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGG!
200. End this survey with a quote:
“A man ought to do what he thinks is right.”
~John Wayne
